See, women change every day So that means that you have to learn her every day You know? It's like going back to college, man Let me show you what I've learned about my wife She's got the cutest little laugh Bottom lip twitches when she's mad Favorite position from the back Loves that musician, Robin Thicke She gets her temper from her dad Likes to say we just couldn't have I know her like the back of my hand So whatever she wants she can have I treat her like college I'm trying to get knowledge Learning your girl is a science Treat her like college Go to cla** every day So if you pay attention you can learn her ways Like college, study in abroad Learning all of her, man, ain't hard Treat her like college And you can gone on back You won't need a grant for that She likes long walks through the park A little afraid of the dark Her ex-boyfriend broke her heart Her self esteem is ripped apart She likes to gaze up at the stars Believe there's aliens on Mars Her favorite color is pink and orange Her favorite food is fish and corn I treat her like college I'm trying to get knowledge Learning your girl is a science Treat her like college Go to cla** every day So if you pay attention you can learn her ways Like college, study in abroad Learning all of her, man, ain't hard Treat her like college And you can gone on back You won't need a grant for that I would take all the water out the sea to wash your hair I would take all the birds out of the trees to sing you to sleep 'Cause I care I would burn all the money in the world to keep you warm And I would bring Michael Jackson back to life to moonwalk to your favorite song, baby This is what I'd do, the impossible, do the impossible This is what I'd do, the impossible, the illogical, we're unstoppable I treat her like college I'm trying to get knowledge Learning your girl is a science Treat her like college Go to cla** every day So if you pay attention you can learn her ways Like college, study in abroad Learning all of her, man, ain't hard Treat her like college And you can gone on back You won't need a grant for that