Lunar C - Lunar C vs sh** Dealer lyrics

Yo what the f** is that You better have another bag or pa** my money back I was in the mood to bun a couple spliffs or blue I didn't expect a crack head chav with a missing tooth To turn up and charge me £20 for a sh**ty zoot And where the f** you been? you only live down the road You told me you would be 5 minutes half an hour ago I know your sick of getting raided by the cops And shotting weed from your own place is kinda hot But I don't wanna have to wait outside the shop like jay and silent bob Cuz by the time u get here my craving might have stopped And why's your bud always too wet cuz its better weights I asked for an eighth, you get two tenners and take a J All week you've been saying its blue berry and lemon haze It smells likes its been stashed in my shoe sweating for seven days If I had just found someone else then I probably already be in my crib Splitting a cig, then sprinkle the piff in a rizzle then twist the tip of the spliff I used to shot sh** weed and shift these when I was 15 A 16th is what I used to pay a tenner for Back in the day when leng was draw, and no body ever used the word peng before These days its like im smoking less but im spending more I know its true and so do you, theres no excuse Most weed dealers I come across are hopeless fools I know you had an alky mum and never had to go to school But when it comes to shotting you should know a few unspoken rules One, lunar gets bigger deals cuz he's dope as f** Two, I want twos every time your rolling up Three, ive got to sample every batch so I know its good And four, don't let me ever ever down or let me sober up It ain't about who gets to call shots I shouldn't have to tell u this sh**, this is your job When you ain't on time I just sit and hope its a short stop When I don't turn up on time you just walk off I ain't loyal, I buy where ever the price is better You've got the squill but you don't like the pressure Thats why next week you'll be asking me where you can buy a tenners You'll never have a real life, no mortgage or car Nothing happening, ?? This is for all the times I bit my tongue For all the times I wanted a spliff to bun and you didn't come So next time a costumers calling and no ones answering Look down and think about who paid for the clothes your standing in Yo, theres times when ive only got cash for my rizla and a packet of cigs So don't be acting as if im trying to rip u off every time I ask for a tick I don't know why your always acting like a G Your little bag of thai weed won't satisfy me Say something, one left hook will crack your right cheek And make your head bounce around like its appetite beat I get the munchies of the twenty bongs Walk in to a restaurant, naked with a petral bomb and a semi on Like lets get it on Ill tell the chef I want some dinosaur meat and then beat him up if he gets it wrong And smash the place to pieces like a pissed off deceptacon I need a zoot to blaze when im stressed But its a vicious circle ive got shooting pains in my chest But you're one of the dudes that's made me in debt So watch your mouth cause I'm about to go super sayan, I'm vexed I'll climb my way through your kitchen window and find a blade Stick it in your cats head and throw it in a microwave I'll fill your house with live grenades And block your fire escapes Woah, maybe im being harsh, put this all behind us mate I'm taking this with me and I hope you have a delightful day Come and tweet me @lunarf**ingc, type the name You've heard me out and listened so before this ends I would like to say My presence is a blessing, your welcome by the way, YEAH