Luke Haines - Gorgeous George lyrics

[Verse 1] You got me drunk after the match I told you secrets over sausage and mash I spilt the beans Now I have to k** you Two's company, and three's a crowd Think what you like, but don't say it out loud Don't spill the beans, don't say it out loud Or I'll have to k** you [Pre-Chorus / Chorus] Easy, easy, Gorgeous George Feather boa, velvet gown There's a rumour going round And every masked man needs a mouth Bomber Pat Roach said on the coach We'll bring bloody mayhem When we hit the big time At Wolverhampton civic hall Easy, easy, Gorgeous George Easy, easy, lovely George Gorgeous George, the lisping Buddha Of the Mecca [Verse 2] You got me drunk after the match I told you secrets over bangers and mash But now the cat is in the bag And the bag's in the river [Pre-Chorus / Chorus] Brian Glover, Bullet Baxter Nancyboy on a double decker Shuts his eyes and dreams that heaven Is a Midlands Shangri-La Gorgeous George got a ninja To avenge all bully teachers Gorgeous George, mincing mauler Of the top rank [Chorus / Bridge] Count Bartelli is unmasked The Zebra Kid is unmasked The Red Scorpion is unmasked Gorgeous George didn't need a mask [Chorus / Outro] So take the weight off your feet Have a kip in the back of a transit When you awake, the lights of Wolverhampton Will shine before your eyes Easy, easy, Gorgeous George Easy, easy, lovely George Gorgeous George, mincing mauler Of the Mecca