Luke Edgemon - Uck Foff lyrics

[Verse 1: Willam] f** off f** you This is weird, I changed my number Who the hell gave it to you? Gonna block you You better stop Or I swear I'll tell your friends when we hooked up I was the top f** off Cease and desist My Grandma said she never liked you And I quote her, "He ain't sh**!" You're an a**hole I don't need two You never gave me anything except for herpes and the flu There's interference You're cutting out Can you hear me now? [Chorus] f** you and your stupid a** Don't make me put your life on blast Tell the world you f**ed me for my Netflix pa**word In a dick contest with two Asians you're third f** you and your stupid face 'Cause blowing you left a bad taste In my mouth, and frankly, It's really f**ed up That you think you can text me And just say "What's up?" No no no... [Verse 2: Willam] f** off Leave me alone Or I'm gonna be Naomi Campbell And beat you with my phone f** off Just go to hell Cause your balls smell like a wet dog who works at Taco Bell It's no secret That my career Is running out of time [Chorus] f** you and your stupid a** Worse than last season's Drag Race cast It's like you're QVC, and I'm Amazon Prime b**h, I'm Dom Pérignon, and you're a warm Bud Light Lime f** you and your stupid face Your load tastes like anchovy paste It's like you're H&M, and I'm real damn Balmain And stop sending invites to those Candy Crush games Trixie's a ho Ooooooooh What the f**? Ooooooooh No more, stop Ooooooooh Okay, not anymore Ooooooooh Not anymore... [Chorus] f** you and your stupid a** Just try to have a little cla** Cause it's time for us both to start backing off So don't Snapchat me vids of you jacking off f** you and your stupid face Wish I could rewind and erase Because I'm moving on, and maybe you heard That I've changed my mind and my Netflix pa**word Pay for yours Nine ninety-nine...