Luke Cutforth - If I Had a Penis lyrics

If I have penis I'd never let it go I can put it places it ain't ever been before Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know I get my penis in my hands and it's about to blow wa*k wa*k On you Chilling with my penis Stick my penis in your shoe I really like my penis How about you? Say hello to my lady voice in 3, 2 My penis is like, a lovely croissant Hey girl Let me put it in you If I had a penis, I'd never let it go Keep it in my hand girl I'd never feel alone I can be so gentle, Anything you want If I had a penis I'd never let it go I'd never let it go Tell me what you like yeah Tell me what you don't I call him Buzz Lightyear He's got a lovely flow He doesn't have good sight, yeah But that lovely flow, I'm gonna make you sit there, You'll eat my yellow snow Best friend Bestfriend You can be his best friend You can be his best friend Especially when the Uh uh huh Oil hands