Luke Christopher - The Weekend lyrics

Yeah. No bullsh** Uh, my n***a asked me how my weekend was. Uh [Hook:] I said Friday night was crazy Jimmy had a tranny, thought she was a lady Sean's on the roof of the LBC Fell asleep in the missionary with Leslie, no bullsh** Saturday night was mad n***as hit the stage, 5K in the bag n***as made it rain while I made the mic slap And then we fit 15 groupies in the cab, no bullsh** I picked my n***a up on the way He had the booze, I had girlies to play Plus we saw a few more at the store We on the way to a show We got room for some more So they hopped in, headed to the city Man, these girls had a** and they face model pretty A cop pulled us over on the highway So we hid the booze and we all started smiling And when we got there it was packed Had a couple bottles in the table in the back But I ain't drinking yet, I'm in the zone That's when the DJ said "Luke Christopher is on" so [Hook:] I said Friday night was crazy Jimmy had a tranny, thought she was a lady Sean's on the roof of the LBC Fell asleep in the missionary with Leslie, no bullsh** Saturday night was mad n***as hit the stage, 5K in the bag n***as made it rain while I made the mic slap And then we fit 15 groupies in the cab, no bullsh** And then I let the fans backstage I signed a shoe, four pairs of b**bs, and her face But the after party's at a different place So we back in the car, music blasting the face And we headed to a house in The Hills Naked girls in the pool and the whole house filled When we walked in people start screaming Yelling out "Tomorrow Gang! n***a, stay scheming!". Believe it Took a couple shots, now I'm gone (Oh, sh**!) Got a couple models in my arms (No sh**!) Headed upstairs, it's all unclear And that's when I got the call on my phone (Oh, sh**!) [Hook:] I said Friday night was crazy Jimmy had a tranny, thought she was a lady Sean's on the roof of the LBC Fell asleep in the missionary with Leslie, no bullsh** Saturday night was mad n***as hit the stage, 5K in the bag n***as made it rain while I made the mic slap And then we fit 15 groupies in the cab, no bullsh** [CJ:] Luke, it's your n***a, CJ, I'm in jail, bro I got got by the cops down on Mel road I need your help, bro Is there any way that you could make it here and you get could me for the bail, bro? [Luke:] Damn, yeah, that's nothing Except I really can't drive and these girls got me cuffed in Let me get up out of here, I'm a take a taxi And that's when I heard my n***a, Stefan, laughing I walked outside, saw my n***a, Rob He was hanging from the ceiling, pants down, about to cry Finally got him down, headed into town When I got to the station he wasn't to be found So we hit the streets and we looked around And at 10 A.M. we done shut it down Finally got home when we heard the sound And opened the door, the n***a pa**ed out on the ground And said [Hook:] I said Friday night was crazy Jimmy had a tranny, thought she was a lady Sean's on the roof of the LBC Fell asleep in the missionary with Leslie, no bullsh** Saturday night was mad n***as hit the stage, 5K in the bag n***as made it rain while I made the mic slap And then we fit 15 groupies in the cab, no bullsh** Uh, yeah, ah, no bullsh** Uh, yeah, ah, no bullsh**