I can't read and I can't write I can't tell my left from right I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine And I don't know if you'll ever be mine But I'll make love to you any ol' time I can't swim and I can't fly I ain't no fish, I ain't no bird in the sky I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine And I don't know if you'll ever be mine But I'll make love to you any ol' time I can't count from one to ten And I don't know the shape I'm in I can't tell if the sun's gonna shine And I don't know if you'll ever be mine But I'll make love to you any ol' time