[Verse 1/Ryan] A long time ago In a land far away Lived the pineapple princess, Tiki She was sweet as a peach In a pineapple way But so sad that she hardly speak-y Still, if you listen well You'll hear her secret wish [Sharpay] (Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!) I long to free a truly remarkable fish My sweet prince [Chorus/Sharpay] Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Makihiki malahini who Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Ooh! Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu (Ryan, the fog!) [Verse2/Ryan] She dreams of a boy who is under a spell That has left him all wet and scaly [Sharpay] I sing from my heart of the power of love Just a girl with a ukulele Come to me (her), my sweet one, and be still I'll grasp your tail And stroke each tender gill My sweet prince [Chorus] [Bridge/Sharpay] (Now this is where we lean into the whole Kabuki thing) [Sharpay] The clouds turned gray And the big sky cried And the ocean had a fit (Ryan, where's my ocean?!) Then the wind went whoosh And thunder cracked And mighty Mount Fufu spit (Mighty Mount Fufu spit!) [Sharpay and Ryan] T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki Wanna speak-y, speak-y, speak-y But the mighty spear went fu-fu T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki Wanna speak-y, speak-y, speak-y But words I will not mince [Sharpay] Please make a man of my fresh fish prince This is real fish talk No lie And then the fish turns into a Gorgeous prince and sings: [Final Chorus/Sharpay] I'm Prince Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Amakahiki malahini who (With me!) Humumunukunukuapua'a Ooh! Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu Everybody [All] Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Makihiki malahini-who Humuhumunukunukuapua'a Ooh! Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu Wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu Wakawakawakaniki pu Pu Pu