Lucahjin - Nintendo War lyrics

[Opening: Lucahjin] In the universe of Nintendo A foul wind swept through the lands. It troubled all of the inhabitants and made them thirsty for blood. They all traveled to meet one another in the center of the world where they could all battle to the d**h. [Sederwall] (This is war) This is a Nintendo war (This is war) You honor you are fighting for This is something you will remember It's not Brawl, it's no Melee It's Super Smash Brothers Four [Verse 1] Zelda, you who*e You're the one that fanboys adore So I'm gonna punch your tits And knock your bloody frame to the floor Mario, Luigi, time to settle this brother rivalry There's no rules, do what you want And we don't encourage chivalry Pokemon, Poke-who are gonna mop the floor with you Use your guts as jump-ropes Shocking, like Pikachu Let's go back in time It's Pac-Man's time to shine Wakka wakka your a** PK Frost Now here's a mime [Chorus] This is war It's what we trained for So get ready for Super Smash Brothers Four (f** I'm so mad) (This is) This is a Nintendo war b**h get out my f**ing way I ain't gonna let you score I'm gonna break you like the target testing Crush your lungs, snap your ribs, and make your chest sting (This is war) This is a Nintendo war (This is war) Your honor you are fighting for (This is war) Something you will remember It's not Brawl, it's no Melee It's Super Smash Brothers Four [Verse 2] Yoshi, you b**h Gonna beat, get coins 'til I'm rich Ike has finally found his niche Kicking your a** 'til you wish you were dead Link coming to chop off your head How many tears must be shed Jigglypuff's here to bed you to bed (You to bed) Prepare your body for a Falcon Punch Kirby's here to eat you for lunch Little mac squeezes you so hard You can hear your bones go crunch Mewtwo is ready to jump in Rosalina, she's here to win Mega Man just showed up, whoa The show's about to begin [Chorus] This is war It's what we trained for So get ready for Super Smash Brothers Four (f** I'm so mad) (This is) This is a Nintendo war b**h get out my f**ing way I ain't gonna let you score I'm gonna break you like the target testing Crush your lungs, snap your ribs, and make your chest sting (This is war) This is a Nintendo war (This is war) Your honor you are fighting for (This is war) Something you will remember This is war!