We saw a sad girl walkin' a while ago Said she didn't have her sweetheart anymore But there was some place that she just had to be And that was inside of some lonely room with me Well, I told her it didn't think that'd be too hard But I had to leave or else my wife would starve Then she said, "There's something else I've gotta do And that's be inside some lonely room with two" Oh, I don't care if you're from Abalony That's 'balony, just the same No, I don't care if you're from Abalony That's 'balony, just the same, just the same Now here's another verse that's good for you And that all that's good might not be good for you And the things that people sometimes say are bad It's because it's something that they never had Oh, I don't care if you're from Abalony That's 'balony, just the same No, I don't care if you're from Abalony That's 'balony, just the same, just the same, just the same