It’s the guy from the one band Cigarette in my left hand Whole world in my right hand 25 and it’s all planned Night out and it’s 10 grand Headlines that I can’t stand But you only get half of the story The cash, the cars and the glory No sleep and we party ‘till morning ‘Cause nobody cares when you’re boring I’m just like you, even though my problems look like nothing yours Yeah I get sad too, and when I’m down I need somebody to talk to Yeah, I feel the same way as you would do too Same stress, same sh*t to go through I’m just like you, if you only knew If I had it my way, pub lunch every Sunday Cheap beer and it’s okay I wanna lay where she lays I wanna stay in these days Gonna smoke and it’s okay But you only get half of the story The cash, the cars and the glory Just like everyone else here before me ‘Cause nobody cares when you’re boring I’m just like you, even though my problems look like nothing yours Yeah I get sad too, and when I’m down I need somebody to talk to Yeah, I feel the same way as you would do too Same stress, same sh*t to go through I’m just like you, if you only knew Every heart breaks the same Every tear leaves a stain Can’t I just be the same? Every heart breaks the same Every tear leaves a stain Let me be the same I’m just like you, even though my problems look like nothing yours Yeah I get sad too, and when I’m down I need somebody to talk to Yeah, I feel the same way as you would do too Same stress, same sh*t to go through I’m just like you, if you only knew