This is one for the freshman... [Verse 1] Sexy b**h.. So I know you're not accustomed to having s** with an open guy But don't be shy just cause mom's said you should close them thighs You see, most men lie about their intentions Like they don't spend time just looking out for an entrance But I'm different Ms. cause I prefer to be honest And I'm down to be friends if we can work in some bondage With her as a hostage, and the bird I'm packing I give a new meaning to the word hijacking I'll be your Captain if you'll be my Tennille Lay a napkin in your lap and then eat like a meal If it's true she like sushi I'll feed her my eel Or give her back hand deliverance if she wanna squeal They say a great teacher appeals with fun lessons Well mine may lead you to feel like undressing And in one session, I'm guaranteed to reveal That under every young huns dress a freak is concealed [Chorus] [Conway Twitty] And I can feel your body tremble As you wonder what this moment holds in store (Ladyyyyy) And as I put my arms around you I can tell you've never been this far before [Louis Logic] Girl don't look at me like I'm just a big sinner I'm giving lessons on lust for beginners [Verse 2] So even though this is our first night together Something tells me you like it better in spikes and leather Or who knows, you might get wetter if you're tightly tethered To the head board with the sleeves of your nicest sweater It's twice the pleasure to invite a guest for S&M Get some friends together and try suggesting s** with them But that depends on weather you like it or just catch offense Cause you've met some femmes I'd die to end up pressed against So let's extend this from the bed where I poked ya I'll mount you on the counter next to the toaster Or I could get you bent over a nice elegant sofa While I'm driving Dick home like the Vice President's Chauffeur I bet you've never been closer to the s*ut in you Than me stuffed into your reproductive tube So please just renew complete trust in Lou And I'll teach stuff to you a p**n queen would guts to do [Chorus] [Conway Twitty] And I can feel your body tremble As you wonder what this moment holds in store (Ladyyyyy) And as I put my arms around you I can tell you've never been this far before [Louis Logic] Come on Girl don't look at me like I'm just a big sinner I'm giving lessons on lust for beginners [Verse 3] I could write one whole rhyme on why your bum's so fine And how I'd love to give you loving where the sun don't shine Your buns won't mind if you stuff em with beef frank The jumbo kind that pumps up in your sweet shank Not that you need length, don't downplay runts You won't ever get yours if your pal ain't hung I've shown many a wallflower how they cum Giving them the Mao Tse-tung until my mouths made numb Now play dumb for Lou, and stay comfortable I'll slip a stiff one in the place you make number 2 Your other lovers and whatever they've done to you May come to view as just another lay under used Cause once you loose all of your childish fear We'll excuse your Underoos and your stylish gear Then I'm jumping you, Dukes Of Hazard style and steer The Hershey Highway, gearing through your miles of rear [Chorus] [Conway Twitty] And I can feel your body tremble As you wonder what this moment holds in store (Ladyyyyy) And as I put my arms around you I can tell you've never been this far before [Louis Logic] Oh Lord don't look at me like I'm just a big sinner I'm giving lessons on lust for beginners