[Verse 1: Majik Most] It's Louis Logic and Majik Molesting fat chicks with contraptions and gadgets Smacking those a**es We tap it and pa** it Sitting back while your girl grabbing my package like a UPS savage I'm going postal Stamp my logo on the cabbage I need a bad b**h down with my urine fetish You never forget this Girl I'll have you doing back flips And landing on my dick Now women try to run game I'm too fresh kid You'll get molested Not Luke but I'm rude getting banned from stores Even fishing with my grandpa luring in who*es And I keeps a young lady with an a** so fat That her pants could burst off At any second black So stand back and see how real pimps handle that I f** a little a** with a big sandal strap [Hook: Louis Logic] Chicks don't seem to mind when they're doing Majik A little loving from us once a day will keep the stress away And it's one of those things the little moms got to tell her girls But she don't say a word to daddy They shouldn't have to live without it [Verse 2: Majik Most] Yo, nine out of ten vaginas prefer Majik It's automatic Got a fat a** and I'ma smack it Pack it on up girl I'm eating that tonight Sex with a minor? You god damn right I had a miner hat on with that little flash light Exploring you s*ut your little girl is whoring it up I'll flip her from behind and put my finger in her uhhhhh When I was young I was a real Smut Peddler Used to ride my bike in my local p**n shop Watch flicks like Ram-Bone and Robo-co*k So when I shoot my first video I plan to make it hot With your wife in it And 29 crotch shots All you do is co*k block hops please stop You know I'm from Florida so I make the coochie pop And since I got my own theme I drove a speed boat With shirt off through your girls wet dream [Hook] [Verse 3: Louis Logic] I'm most obnoxious when I'm out of closing boxers I make chicks feel Italian when they hold the sausage I'm only over cautious when it comes to making sure I never spend a day or more without a naked who*e Waging war in the sack I pull the rocket out Hold them hostage when the co*k spits And it's full it knocks 'em down (They shooting, aww made you look) Watch this I'm like a naked crook I steal a box quick escape the hook The cat burglar And stabbed the p**y so many times it's ma** murder That's worth a PETA in a lady's socket Cause I love hug the beaver like I'm Davy Crockett Ladies lock lips on my tasty hot stick Then I douse them on the mountains if baby got tits I met a Spanish chick in a crazy blond wig Told her 'damelo mami' She gave me jock itch [Hook]