Louden Swain - Undergrad lyrics

You know she majored in photography With a minor in geology I always thought it was geography I asked her where I'd find Romania And she'd lie She'd take me for a ride In her mind I'd follow, hollow and blind But I'd try I'd try, red faced and mad I was an undergrad You know I carried her backpack one time Told her it was nothing, I was fine The only pain I felt was in my mind And that b**h didn't even save me a seat! I went back home with her to meet her Mom Drank whiskey on the train and got real bombed She left me alone on the family cot But that's okay 'cause I hooked up with her sister Love is not a simple fad When you're an undergrad Love is not a simple fad When you're an undergrad Yeah, oh yeah. I was surprised when she broke up with me Apparently, I was just way too sweet Besides her heart belonged to somebody And then I found her with my roommate, Larry!