[King:] Oh mellifluous dwarf prince of all the jesters Funny little thing you are Make me laugh As God's voluminous star [Hop Frog:] Gracious majesty Today is not made for laughter day This moment sacred is more for royal sunsets Then comic ruin or suicidal jests [King:] I'll be the judge of that thank you Make me laugh le petite cur Drink some wine Lest you foul sweet time [Hop Frog:] Drink upsets me please your liege This would mark the d**h me [King:] I said drink you scabrous who*e Are you deaf as well as short? [Tripitena:] Kingdom's Sire big as you are Save such bile for larger foes [King:] Make me laugh 'Fore I stretch your neck like a giraffe