Duck and sally inside They took her forty down five Who's laying in the graveyard She's licking up her pig pen Oh, you shouldn't do that Don't you know you'll stain the carpet Oh man, don't you know you'll stain the carpet Ain't that just like sister ray said I'm searching for my mainline Oh babe, i couldn't hit it sideways Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, i couldn't hit it, hit it sideways Then i, woh-oh, not that just like sister ray said Now rosie's got a new piece She co*ks and shoots it bang between three and four Oh, she aims it at the sailor Shoots her down dead on the floor You shouldn't do that Now don't you know you'll stain the carpet No baby, don't you know you'll stain the carpet And by the way you got a dollar I'm searching for my mainline 'cause, baby-baby, hit it, oh, sideways Hey baby now, i couldn't hit it sideways Now .... Oh baby, it's like sister ray said Give it to me, babe Who is that knocking Who's knocking on my chamber door Could it be the police They come and take me for a ride I haven't got the time-time She's, ah baby, s**ing on my ding-dong She's s**ing on my ding-dong Oh, just like sister ray said But i'm searching for my mainline I couldn't hit it, oh, side, oh, sideways I said i couldn't, i couldn't I couldn't hit it sideways Just like Baby, just like that Baby, just like now 'cause just like sister ray