I was thinking of things that I hate to do Sex with your parents Things you do to me or I do to you, baby Sex with your parents Something fatter or uglier than rush rambo Something more disgusting than robert dole Something pink that climbs out of a hole And there it was - s** with your parents I was getting so sick of this right wing republican sh** These ugly old man scared of young tit and dick So I try to think of something that made me sick And there it was - s** with your parents Now these old f**s can steal all they want And they can go and pa** laws saying you can't say what you want And you can't look at this and you can't look at that And you can't smoke this and you can't snort that And me baby - I got statistics - I got stats These people have been to bed with their parents Now I know you're shocked but hang and have a brew If you think about it for a minute you know that it's true They're ashamed and repelled and they don't know what to do They've had s** with their parents When they looked into their lovers eyes they saw - mom In the name of the family values we must ask whose family In the name of the family values we must ask - senator It's has been reported that you have had Illegal congress with your mother, - s** with your parents Ah, senator An illegal congress by proxy is a Pigeon by any other name, - s** with your parents Senators you polish a turd Here in the big city we got a word For those who would bed their beloved big bird And make a mockery of our freedoms Ah, without even using a condom Without even saying "no" By God we have a name for people like that It's - hey motherf**er