Lou Giordano - Beer Commercial (Live) (Bonus Track) lyrics

If I live my life In a beer commercial Surrounded by creeps Wondering why (2X) Wondering why o why o why Must the earth smell like sh** And if I live my life In a beer commercial I'd live near the water Where the babes are hot And the men are men Where there is no ... (3X) Why must the earth smell like sh**? The creeps are the only reality there (4X)