Would you like to watch Die Hard with me? It's the greatest Christmas movie that the world has ever seen Would you like to watch Die Hard with me? It might be the best film ever to be honest I'd watch just about anything with you my dear [Chorus] And I'm not Bruce Willis but sometimes I like to think If you found yourself in trouble babe that you'd rely on me And I could be all that you need And I could be all that you need So get curled up on the sofa And I'll be with you soon You don't have to take your clothes off As you so often do [Chorus] And I'm no Bruce Willis but sometimes I like to think If you found yourself in trouble darling you'd rely on me And I could be all that you need And I could be all that you need Oh we can watch Bruce Willis do what he does best And we can stare in disbelief Oh we can watch Bruce Willis do what he does best We'll both sit back and grit our teeth [Chorus] And I'm not Bruce Willis but sometimes I like to think If you found yourself in trouble baby you'd rely on me And I could be all that you need And I could be all that you need And I could be all that you need I could be all that you need