Wherever I go I'm always stuck with me Still every loser hopes to make a little history But I can't seem to locate my famous monument With my name above my bronze plaque carved accomplishments She was a 'Harvey Girl' ghost So we danced at the La Posada Hotel But we couldn't afford their Huevos Rancheros So we settled for Taco Bell Goodbye Winslow I won't be standin' on your corner Waitin' for my bad luck to end Feelin' unwanted like someone from south of the border "Illegal" clearly tattooed on his skin Goodbye Winslow I'm feelin' low and I can't win She climbed up on that giant Jack rabbit That photo still makes me laugh She rode that thing all the way to Texas Writin' my epitaph Never should have fallen so hard for a damsel in distress You can't exercise another soul's dark demons When your own soul is possessed Goodbye Winslow I won't be standin' on your corner Waitin' for my bad luck to end Feelin' unwanted like someone from south of the border "Illegal" clearly tattooed on his skin Goodbye Winslow I'm feelin' low and I can't win Good bye Winslow… And I can't seem to locate my famous monument With my name above my bronze plaque carved accomplishments