Logic - Word From Our Sponsor lyrics

Let's see here, uh, 301-776, 43 This motherf**er better pick up the Goddamn phone this time, Jesus Christ Thank you for calling RattPack Industries (Yes hel-) where we don't f** with anybody Someone will be with you momentarily (f**) Jesus man, seriously, Jesus bro, f** bro Current wait time is one minute f** man, f**ers better not have me waiting all Goddamn day in here, Jesus While you wait, please listen to a word from our sponsors Y'know, it's crazy cause it's two types of motherf**ers It's one motherf**er talking 'bout "Oh Logic's so slept on, he's so low-key" Knowing damn well this motherf**er did 135K first week First f**ing week! Then it's other motherf**ers talking 'bout "Oh, Logic's blowing up, he's getting so big now I don't want him to blow up on me Oh, Logic's changing" 'Cause he made a turnt-a** mixtape! We're going to be bumping this sh** the whole summer, the f**? Current wait time is thirty-six minutes Thirty-six minutes? It was just a minu— it was just one minute, what the f**? And do y'all not listen to lyrics? He's making a whole other concept album That's f**ing insane! This man dropped a project every year for six years I mean, I'm not complaining though but- Current wait time is one hour, forty minutes One, one hour, what the f**? This, this is gotta be hands down the f**ing worst customer service of all time (You can just, I can't) this motherf**er made a number-one album! (what?) Made a mixtape after (oh my God) And then he's making another concept album (this is f**ing bullsh**) Like his first sh** didn't already go Number one? (nobody cares) This motherf**er's on a roll (nobody cares!) This motherf**er's like bu*ter, he's on a roll motherf**er! Current wait time is (okay God, thank God!) sixteen hours What the, what, what the f**? And it's peace, love and positivity Logic is the only rap concert you can go to and not get shot in the face Like this motherf**er actually loves his fans You name it, YouTube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's This motherf**er does it all! You name it, he does it, the f**? What f**ing rapper does that? Current wait time is (okay?) go f** yourself (Go, go f**, what?) and this motherf**er can solve up to seven Rubix Cubes in a minute Who the f** do you know can do that? (nobody, this is ridiculous!) No one is available at this time (what?) Please leave a message after the tone (I'm gonna let this motherf**er have it!) Oh, hey, hi, Logic, hey, how's it going? My name's Mar— Rick, uh, my name's Randy Mardoff Definitely, uh, never spoken before I was calling just to say, uh Just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of uh, suc— suc- suc- success And uh, maybe sometime we can have some lunch I don't know if this is a direct line to you But yeah, once again this is, uh, uhm, Randy Mardoff, never spoken before You can call me back at any time, m'kay? Alright, bye Oh sh**, f**, I didn't leave my number! I gotta f**ing call back and deal with this sh** again?