Oh, hi Mr. Claus, it’s me, Logan Paul! 22 Christmas’s, ain’t heard from you at all It’s maybe ’cause I’m naughty, or maybe ’cause I’m nice Or maybe cuz I met Mrs. Claus and hit her twice Sneaking down my chimney, homie, that’s a crime Breaking in and entering, you just crossed the line Got no milk and cookies here, boy, you ain’t ready Got a two-ton sleigh, yeah, we call it the ‘Yeti’ And, I heard that you from the North but, I’m from Ohio (fact) Christmas around corner, get your merch, link in bio Uh, Logan Paul, you use your songs to plug your merch? Yeah boy, I’m the Maverick, why your feelings hurt? (Logan Paul – Santa Diss track) Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yes I do in church, ooh Yes, I put in work Aye! Who’s that Santa looking at? Take your gifts, and give ’em back! Maverick merch is where it’s at Got the hoodie, got the hat Who’s that Santa looking at? You should drink more milk, nonfat You should get my new backpack Throw away that dirty sack. Did you come to mingle or did you come to jingle? You know, I got that bling, oh yeah, jingle, lingle, dingle Hold on, your reindeer’s on my roof, man, you messing up my shingles They call me L.P, this my holiday single Did I mention, I was single? I’m addictive like a Pringle Yeah, I’m extra like some sprinkles, educated and bilingual. Oui, je porte le merch, ooh Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yes I do in church, ooh Yes, I put in work Ayeee! Who’s that Santa looking at? Take your gifts, and give ’em back! Maverick merch is where it’s at Got the hoodie, got the hat Who’s that Santa looking at? You should drink more milk, nonfat You should get my new backpack Throw away that dirty sack. He sees you when you’re sleeping Why are you creeping, in my room? He know’s when you’re awake Who invited this buffoon? Why you shaped like a balloon? Why your life be déjà vu? Why your gift be so fufu? Why your e-mail still Yahoo!? And your elves too! They got s**t to do Let ’em live Why you play with little kids? Why you come around my crib? Why your beard look a squid? Why only one reindeer lit!? Why? Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yeah, I rep that merch, ooh Yes I do in church, ooh Yes, I put in work Aye! Who’s that Santa looking at? Take your gifts, and give ’em back! Maverick merch is where it’s at Got the hoodie, got the hat Who’s that Santa looking at? You should drink more milk, nonfat You should get my new backpack Throw away that dirty sack. Yeah, I’m the new Santa Claus In fact, I’m Daddy, call me Daddy, Daddy Paul Yeah, Merry Christma**s.(santa diss track)