Man, the other day I was trying to figure out how many letters was in the alphabet It took me all day, but you know I did it You wanna know how many letters there are? 26 letters in the alphabet! 26 letters in the alphabet I wear a shower cap so I don't get wet I put on my shoes so my feet don't hurt And go to the floor with Ernie and Bert When I'm on the floor, I'm singin' Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious When I'm on the floor, I'm singin' Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious I got lots of friends, so I don't need pets 26 letters in the alphabet Ernie got wasted and Bert went flat They got kicked out and they can't come back So they're standing outside, singin' Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Yeah, they're standing outside, singin' Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Yeah, you know they outside Do the Ernie (Who's inside?) Do the Bert (Who's outside?) Shake your milky (Who's upside?) Chocolate shirt (Who's downside?) Do the Ernie (Who's inside?) Do the Bert (Who's outside?) Shake your milky (Who's upside?) Chocolate shirt (Who's downside?) Do the Ernie (Who's inside?) (26 letters in the alphabet) Do the Bert (Who's outside?) Shake your milky (Who's upside?) (26 letters in the alphabet) Chocolate shirt (Who's downside?) Do the Ernie (Who's inside?) (26 letters in the alphabet) Do the Bert (Who's outside?) Shake your milky (Who's upside?) (26 letters in the alphabet) Chocolate shirt (Who's downside?) 26 letters in the alphabet (Check it out!) 26 letters in the alphabet (Here we go!) 26 letters in the alphabet (Yeah!) 26 letters in the alphabet (Here we go!) 26 letters in the alphabet (Woo!) 26 letters in the alphabet (Yeah!) 26 letters in the alphabet (Yeah!) 26 letters in the alphabet Man, I didn't know I was so smart...my brain hurts My brain hurts!