Link - Get off the phone lyrics

-Rhett and Link talking- Here we have a man Who's chosen to Instagram His apple pie, a la mole While he fumbles through the filters His ice cream has gotten "a la hot" And the pie "a la cold." As you can see This street performer's drawn a crowd To watch him do his thing But instead of just enjoying the show It seems everyone's decided To make a documentary Notice this unreasonably attractive couple Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together Social networking instead of working On getting to know each other better How does that filtered picture taste Since your dessert has gone to waste? When do you think you ever will Wanna watch this portrait juggling film? You know you want to touch each other Does that feel good? He's my brother Get off the phone now! It's gonna be okay There's no need to be afraid It doesn't love you Its gonna die one day The government is probably Spying on you with it anyway Here we have a stereotypical teen Forced to endure "Family Game Night." He's stereotypically texting And missing his mom Demonstrate a carousel ride Little Ethan here Is celebrating being the center of the universe For one year But "The World's Greatest Dad" Is more worried about 'Facebooking' it Than actually being here Let's listen in and see if we can get some context "Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine." He has the nerve to make a phone call At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life How could you be so disengaged? While precious memories are being made? Do you really think your friends need Another baby picture in their feed? Don't be such a self- centered guy Now isn't that better? "I think he just died." Get off the phone now! It's gonna be okay There's no need to be afraid (Get off the phone now!) It doesn't love you It's gonna die one day It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway (Get off the phone now!) It's gonna be okay