The Garbage Pail Kids are in town! Oh, they're so ugly you wouldn't want to see them Even if you make your own If you make your own You have to make them funny or ugly Oh oh yeah yeah Oh yeah They're so ugly, you don't want to see them, oh I hope I'm singing this thing right Oh yeah The Garbage Pail Kids are in town! I'm not even in activities It's better than Russell Muscle or Brett Wet, oh Allen Al, oh you don't want to see Allen Al Or you'll spread your germs and you'll be hurt like him You don't want to have a bloody nose like I do now You wanna see, oh they're so ugly Oh yeah I just wanna tell you one thing The Garbage Pail Kids are in town! Oh yeah, oh yeah Oh yeah, oh yeah Have you ever seen an airplane with a propeller? I haven't either, 'cept my toy airplane Oh yeah But that doesn't have any thing to do with Garbage Pail Kids Oh you can get your own like Airplane Abraham Or Hungry Harry or Eating Evan They can beat up both, like [?] And Junk Food Jack Oh yeah, oh yeah The Garbage Pail Kids are in town!