[NAUTICA] There's a saying that I learned Pa**ed down through centuries Which translated from the French, means "Sista' please!" Girl, you're special You're rough, yeah, but you're a gem! And if people haven't seen it Well, hey! That's on them! So, you got a little baby fat -- It ain't no thing, yeah Look at Twig! He's down with that! It ain't no thing, yeah! Now, why walk around Like you're made of asbestos? When Twig loves your eyes Your thighs and your breasts, yes? So shake like jello on a spring -- It ain't no thing, yeah! It ain't no thing! [LA CIENIGA] Oh whoa Some kids used to tease me And put me through hell Some people are mean -- [LA CIENIGA & NAUTICA] But most people mean well It's just their thinkin', is stinkin'-- [LA CIENIGA] And a little outdated Or maybe they're merely un-edu-mecated! Got pretty eyes, but thunder thighs -- It ain't no thing, yeah! I'm daddy's little big surprise It ain't no thing, yeah! Love who you are-- [NAUTICA & LA CIENIGA] And the world will adore you! [LA CIENIGA] And the couple that don't At least they can't ignore you! Now boys all want to buy me bling -- It ain't no thing, yeah! [NAUTICA & ENSEMBLE] Na na na! hey, hey! Na na na! Hey, hey! [LACIENEGA] It ain't no thing! Yeah! [ENSEMBLE] Na na na! hey, hey! Na na na! Hey, hey! [LA CIENEGA] Don't walk away and leave cases unopened While you're playing 'Deal or No Deal'! [ENSEMBLE] No deal! [NAUTICA] And don't you just take little pieces of life [LA CIENEGA & NAUTICA] Treat yourself to the seven course meal! [BRIDGET] Oh, oh! I've been hatin' on myself unnecessarily [ENSEMBLE] No, no, no! [BRIDGET] I'm here to state, I'm feelin' great Celebratin' me! [ENSEMBLE] Yeah, yeah! [BRIDGET (& ENSEMBLE)] I've got a big bu*t! (Work!) Well so what? (Work!) It's good as any other! (Oh, ooh wooh!) And I think of you as sisters From another mother! Yeah I got some junk up in my trunk (Back it on up!) It ain't no thing, yeah! (It ain't no thing, no it ain't no thing!) Twig thinks I'm s**y -- who'd a thunk? (You better think!) Let freedom ring, yeah! (Freedom, freedom, yeah, freedom!) I'm through hesitating time to get off the pot! [BRIDGET, LA CIENIGA & NAUTICA] You can give love You can get love Long as you love what you got! [BRIDGET (& ENSEMBLE)] I'm gonna french kiss with tongue Like I dreamed I'd do (Hoo, hoo, hoo!) And not just with my pillow But with you-know-who (You-know-who!) [NAUTICA] You got the spirit now girl, dang! [LA CIENEGA] Look at all the joy you brang! [BRIDGET] Now I'm gonna end it with a bang [ENSEMBLE] Whoo! [BRIDGET] It ain't no thang! [ENSEMBLE] Na na na na, hey hey -- Na na na na, hey hey -- [BRIDGET] I mean it ain't no thing! [ENSEMBLE] Na na na! hey hey! Na na na! hey hey! [BRIDGET] No, it ain't no thing! [ENSEMBLE] No, it ain't [ALL] No, it ain't [NAUTICA] Now you go find that boy And tell him you are free Friday night [BRIDGET] Gosh darn it, I will! [LA CIENEGA] Language, honey child, please! [BRIDGET It ain't no thing!