Lin-Manuel Miranda - Canada (HIMYM) lyrics

I've just been handed a news flash The word Canda is unrhymable It's easier to, I don't know, get drunk and try to climb a bull But Canda damn it Ask any man on the planet And watch his stammerin' stamina As they clamor and cram it into the middle of a sentence For a shot at repentance Pa** the problem on to all their nonrhyming descendants I've never met anyone who could clean up after Canda Expect my uncle Tony from the Bronx He's a janitor