Lil Wayne - sh** Freestyle lyrics

[Hook] Sorry for the wait n***a Glock forty for them fake n***as Throw a party every day n***a That's an ordinary day n***a Bad b**h in mi casa No mi casa is su casa My choppa go doom-da-da ay-ay-adda [Verse 1] Tunchi b**h on my Future sh** I'm too legit I sleep on a crucifix I wake up cranky turn into a lunatic Then shoot my b**h and buy orange juice and grits Oozie clip I need another oozie clip I shoot to k** these p**y n***as shooting bricks I'm too for real your head just a souvenir She want to get it off her chest but her b**bs too big I'm bumping Carter V on an Ipod My b**h mad as hell cause it ain't out yet She said "soon as these n***as hear your new sh** they gon' have to give their styles back" I say "you too crazy" she said "you too humble" I say "you too baby" she said "you too sweet" Then I ask do she go both ways She said they so say love is a two way street I say ooh Talk dirty, talk dirty, dirty talk dirty to me Treat that girl like cuisine she gon' want to shoot scenes Put my dick in museum I gon' die on my feet Never knees in the dirt never dirt on my knees I'm just serving these fiends I sell birds to the bees I sell birds to the trees "Tune I heard you don't sleep" I'm allergic to dreams I don't twerk but I tweak for that purp for that pink Ya you see what I'm saying like you heard what I see I'm a verbal disease I'm allergic to me Been a turd on these streets since my curtains were sheets Chefs on these beats I'm just stiring the grease And b**h you in love when she working for me I personally get you murdered this week Like that blunt between my two fingers I'm at peace Word I smirk when I squeeze Trigger smart street smart I'm a nerd I'm a geek I'm absurd I'm unique Did my time at Cash Money time served and release But this agent ain't free word That's just word on these streets But that sh** is old news that sh** yester-week I'm just focused, focused on my expertise They like "Tunechi you good" I'm like Bob yes sire Don't, I mean don't, don't question me let me breath Dawg, big dawg, I co*k back and shoot at your fleas Money long tree trunk, now stand under me catch these leaves I guarantee no guarantees but repeat what you heard you a dead parakeet This Tunechi b**h your b**h Tunechi's b**h I f** her on the balcony we watch the moon eclipse We do the usual sh** she gon' need lube for this Cause I'mma stick it in her maximus gluteus We at the top of the world she like the view and sh** From up here everybody look the puniest The coke got her all exuberant She doing lines like a movie script But these are true events lord I'll k** a n***a right now, I'll put a n***a lights out Then put a n***a's body in an ice box With holes in his body like socks These n***as softer than, these n***as softer than nylon So keep my name out your mouth I hope it taste like [?] Looking up to the skyline Thinking to myself you only live twice slime And motherf** you if you fight crime I'm from a place where the high crime rate [?] We put your a** on nigthtline I'm on the gra** like a python These n***as looking at me These n***as looking at me sideways That's because they on the sideline but they never try mine Spinning like I'm sipping cyanide Why my b**h sipping Mai Tai but she [?] And I'm so sorry she said don't be sorry Then she said don't apologize for sh** cause you the sh** and we know the Carter V the sh** [Hook]