(LK) Hello? (TS) It's Too Short baby, wha**up? (LK) Hmm, you tell me (TS) sh**, I'm coming out that way tonight, I'm trying to get with you (LK) Oh really? (TS) Wha**up, yeah (LK) You know I waited a long time for this (TS) Look, soon as I get there, I'ma call you, aight? (LK) Bring what I need (TS) Yeah Call me, just call me (both) When you need someone to talk to, someone to f** you Call me, just call me (both) Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need (both) When you need someone to talk to, someone to f** you Call me, just call me (both) Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need (TS) My plane touches down at eleven forty-five I'm comin through, want you, bout to show you why I got the game from the pimps and players You gon' feel me baby when I get there I'ma give you what you want so I can get what I need We can get hella freaky while we smoke some weed We don't need champagne f** the gin and juice These n***as know what Short Dog & Lil' Kim can do Imagination is a understatement Anything you can think of we can make it Big money, hit records, watch us get wreckless We bu*t-naked, we never s**less And when I get there you know it's, time to f** Cause all night long ain't long enough to come up It's just us, ya wanna know something? It's a big dick Tight p**y thing, make us both come Call me, just call me (both) When you need someone to talk to, someone to f** you Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need (LK) Everybody know the Queen gettin down dirty Drive you crazy like the 7:30, it ain't a secret Rumors they could keep, you know there's only one Ghetto Queen with the guillotine/real b**h that carry gats by the spleen Knahmean? Some b**h is on the other line, answer that If it's a Booty Call, cancel that You want pure satisfaction? I'ma handle that All I need is a candle and a p**no channel Lubricate the top, now I'm starting to sweat Peel my Gucci sheets back so they don't get wet, now check it Adjust your phone volume, Lil' Kim is sure to bring The nuts outcha, imagine me s**in blood out ya Like a hickey, I love the phone quickie Slip myself a mickey, now that's the proper set off You could reach out and touch me MCI style Kim and $hort f**ing Cali Bed-Stuy style Tell me what you want, I'll tell you what I need You could f** me till I bleed, oh $hort I'm about to OD (TS) And I like it Call me, just call me (both) When you need someone to talk to, someone to f** you (both) Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need Call me, just call me (both) When you need someone to talk to, someone to f** you (both) Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need (TS) You say it's cool to f** baby, just open up (LK) Well since you showed up what's the hold up (TS) The blunts ain't rolled up Let's mix s** with the weed smell (LK) Then ride me n***a, like you do them V-12's I'll be your SLK, you can drop my top (TS) And I'll be all up in the co*k from midnight to six o'clock The way you sick dick you off the heezee (LK) Get off your kneezee, they say you are what you eat (TS) They say the 69 is more like a 138 Everytime we have s** it's like watching dirty tapes You're my personal, private, p**no star You wanna see us f**? Buy the tape at the corner store Queen Bee getting stung by Too Scheezee I'm smokin indo, buzzin with the bree-zy I teach you all about the n***as from the O-A-K We take the money and the p**y cause we sho' don't play And I like it Call me, just call me (both) When you need someone to talk to, someone to f** you (both) Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need Call me, just call me (both) When you need someone to talk to, someone to f** you (both) Satisfaction guaranteed, I give you what you need (both laughing) (LK) Unnhhhh (TS) I'm LOVIN it (LK) How much? (TS) How much? (LK) Yeahh (TS) I always wanted you (LK) I know you do.. mmmmh (TS) Right there (LK) Is that what you're talkin about? Talk to me (TS) Some of that sh** that gonna make it on the record (LK) You can talk to me Mmmmmh!