Lil Dicky - The Cypher lyrics

[Intro: Lil Dicky] See back in highschool I ain't even know I could rap So the hits late, but nobody throwin the flag Goin fifth grade with it, Dicky opening snacks Because the kid made different like a joke in Iraq Now check it [Verse: Lil Dicky] Never thought I wanna pa** the bar But I gotta get fancy car So I got up on the beat, beat on it like Evander sparring partner, smarter art When I master bars These weak b**hes gotta leave, dicky dissin' em all To listen to y'all is sorta like a flick in the balls Foreal tho Cause they don't spit it real as D do The kid come first, like his dick a prequel, so look If you really wanna get it, forget it, genetically better Then every pathetic competitor nettin cheddar Get in bed I'll get you wetter than Redick I bet I bend her, get her beggin, etcetera Breath, now ya man on reddit cause I'm rappin the flames I'm hands on, wayne chrebet, when I'm mackin the dames tho The lame bros, better learn to make a single Or ya mayn bout to have these rappers playin some bingoooo... yeah So whatchu talkin bout If this really stupid tell me what the f** is walk it out If lil dicky ruin rap, they poopin on it's coffin now So if you heard of a j**ish rapper you know who they talkin bout Ion't think I need a grammy bro I got two, and they fairly old The family, demanding, ya man be A little wary tho They know dude got a scary flow Just like you do, yea Except they mean it different Prefer ma chicken white das for chicken and da women Confessing that I'm hittin only cause I'm nice at spittin But used to getting used, you dudes Aaliyah's kitchen Hold up, the kid so dumb The drink po up, he can't grow up Ya man gotta thang for donuts The flow nuts, bout to make a jam, I go Russ From Okla - getting more bread than cold cuts, whaddup bruh? That's why these hoes wanna get it They been f**in with the kid, joe paterno a**istant I'm stern with the women I'm a a nerd but I'm hittin On these curves like it's griffey in the third with these pitches Iight, the kids aiight, legit polite I wife, nice j**s, pipe smoove, cider with ice cubes The white dude's known to be recording it right You jabronies write a stupid chorus lighter than cubes Commercials Y'all worse than them But these lucky b**hes, they ain't gotta work again All these chickens in the crib's like a birthed a hen So I be over-cumming definition circumvent, ya dig? Cold spittin, admit it, I'm rippin sh** up, like a ticket stub And givin a clinic, these b**hes isn't sick enough to get up in it tho You should probly quit it bro Dude's spittin ridiculous with it, particularly when he Be switchin the flowwwww up. Das cash and all More black in me than basketball Next line, LD's talkin vaginal The kid been hittin more walls than a raquet balllll, yeaah! So prepare for my libido It's really f**in scary, action Bronson in a speedo It's really f**in scary magic Johnson near mosquitos But I'm nearly f**in there, these b**hes bout to feed me Cheetos Cause Ion't really like the mess Pretty clear right here that the kike the best (that's my n word so chill) Never scared, nor embarra**ed, ask ma ex I gotta bone like a freak, Kevin Ware the s**... whoa. Y'all heard about the kid with the j** flow And j** fro, getting mo sugar than glucose The dude so cold youda so swore he from pluto Ma head so big, it's like I'm juicing with pujols But look if you thinkin that this j** so nice Then you so right, you rappers lookin' Bruno's type The dude's so bright, I'm rapping like a sumo fight The knee slappin' unexpected, word to Juno's tike, I'm out.