Lil Dicky - Sports lyrics

Shots in the club like plaxico I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's And dicky f**in flow nuts pistachio And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho I got girls on ma penis Flow is the meanest Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas Do it all day A peterson Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did I met a French b**h, big lips, and she got a body Told her put that a** on moi like nnamdi Fight like rocky, white like Roddy Hoosier Daddy all knight like b**by Hot box ride, I can barely see You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony Got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus Put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris Anybody better better than me, good try I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion Not even a tyson... no ear biting Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan I ball for the bucks like Luc Richard Mbah a Moute, But I'm a f**in superstar And if they ask LD where he wanna live Then I'm a tell 'em where markakis like Nick. I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love And then I see a bad b**h starin up in the club She got an a** so sweet like a cinnabun I bet dat b**h a giant freak like Lincecum And so I go and approach her We kick it like Stover End of the night, I'm a ownher, hova Liquor make a b**h feel raunchy, horny So I'm getting big shots, Chauncey, horry Took her back at ma Eddie House And this fine a** b**h takin off her blouse And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden Dick like James from the way that it Harden My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one. She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ It's more like Mayo, something like OJ Okay, now her clothes are off And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor It was hairless, something like Villanueva Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me When I don't cover him up with a safety But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on I was playin with a b**bie, Cavalier We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga p**y But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that p**y No acting but she had a big O Oscar No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.