Lil Dicky - Grimy As A Gooch lyrics

[Verse 1:] Iont f** around I been getting down Not afraid to eat some triscuits up off the ground 5 second rule? I'm on that 5 year A lotta guys fear what I got in my ears (wax) If I ain't pissin then you know I'm sh**tin bricks Do it sick, when I finish homie I ain't washin sh** Shaved dick, shave with, same sh**, face get b**hes sittin on ma pillows and they bu*t naked Lickin grease off of that pizza And these maf**as prolly want a paper towel Errybody know that I rape toenails When I pick, then I flick em on the straight up ground now Ain't sh** to a maf**an balla Mo grit than a maf**an dolla Come back from ballin, you gotta smell sack Yea it's that appalling And Ion't ever wash ma feet When I'm in the shower, they be hard to reach When I'm getting down, goin out on the weekend I'm asleep before I brush my teeth I'm a goddamn G tho Mo grime than Ed Reed's pee hole Mo grime than Ronaldhino These other rappers can't deny it [Chorus:] Cause I don't even act like a thug But I'm cold enough I ain't moving crack, holdin guns But there's more than one dimension to a balla You can find ya boy around the way Being scummy and f**ing grubby you know I'm tryna say That I'm grimy as a gooch Grimy grimy as a gooch (swag) Grimy as a gooch Grimy grimy as a gooch (swag) It take a slimy muthaf**a to be grimy as a grundle So you in trouble, if you attempt to try to be as gutter as the kid [Verse 2:] Eating wings Beating off Dick stings from the muthuf**an hot sauce (swagga) Came nuts... no tp Lazy so I rub it on the damn sheets Ya man D on that reggie evans sh** Boogie pickin, boogie flickin, hella belly bu*ton lint f** a b**h, and I'm wetter than a muthaf**in swish Yeah I'm sweating more than CC bases loaded, bottom 6 I'm eating mixed nuts with my mouth wide open At bar a bar where them house flies float Iont give a f** if it flush if I must urinate Not a place up in the house I wouldn't go I sink piss, and I sniff clothes Nastier than Kimbo And I lick snow When it's yellow And I sleep at the hotel on That old blanket that yo mamma used to never let you touch I just don't give a f**, I'm nasty like the nut of johnny kruk I do the dutch oven to maself f**in with the way it smells So if someone sicker well then tell me [Chorus:] Cause I don't even act like a thug But I'm cold enough I ain't moving crack, holdin guns But there's more than one dimension to a balla You can find ya boy around the way Being scummy and f**ing grubby you know I'm tryna say That I'm grimy as a gooch Grimy grimy as a gooch (swag) Grimy as a gooch Grimy grimy as a gooch (swag) It take a slimy muthaf**a to be grimy as a grundle So you in trouble, if you attempt to try to be as gutter as the kid