Lil Dicky - Club Night lyrics

[Verse 1:] Friday f**ing night We bout to do this right Dicky rollin to the club, he about to find his wife Cause he fresher than a kid that called his mom a f**in ho Bunch a b**hes getting low Pimpin you already know I'm bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to ma crib Getting drunk up in this muthaf**a, f** you think this is? Then I see a bad b**h with a booty and a half I make a move on that cutie, excuse me do you wanna dance Then she looked at me and laughed Like I didn't have a chance Like I shouldn't even asked So I proceeded to get trashed And I'm at the bar now, and it's so loud But I'm takin shots, and I'm throwin down And I see a pretty lady, so I send her some of that cold brown And she turned around, and then turned it down Because in her words, she don't like to flirt with clowns And I'm alone and pouting, overcrowded, I need to get up out this club [Chorus:] I been inside this club for way too long I wanna leave and eat calzones None of these females wanna bone Ma self esteem is all but gone [Verse 2:] Bout to quit, but I'm bitter I paid that cover So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer And I'm sweating like a j** in a multicultural sauna They been playing f**in dubstep for ten consecutive songs And then I bumped into a guy He was roughly 6 foot 5 Pretty sure it was his fault, but I apologized Pretty sure you know the type, probly bankin every night Vodka sprite, lookin round to find a kike that he can fight Or s**erpunch, I'm kinda drunk, and I been in the club for way too long Now I'm up in the corner, all alone, ESPN up on ma phone Ma self esteem is so depleted, such a mess, I'm overheated I regretfully just tweeted some depressing sh**, I need to leave this club [Chorus:] I been inside this club for way too long I wanna leave and eat calzones None of these females wanna bone Ma self esteem is all but gone [Verse 3:] Is this really for the bathroom, are you kidding? This the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been sh**ting And there's piss all on the ground, so as I'm wizzing I keep slipping f** this hand stamp Club is really damn cramped f** it, I'm a s** it up and take another damn chance Ughh, here goes nothing (c'mon D) Ay girlie, what's the word At first glance I may look like a nerd But if you let me, bet D, get thee, all up in the bed so wet like a maf**an jetski Real rap if you tryna go, then put your name right here up inside ma phone She took bait, no way, typing out her home, she pressed save, Walked away, and her name was no? [Chorus:] I been inside this club for way too long I wanna leave and eat calzones None of these females wanna bone Ma self esteem is all but gone