Lil Dicky - Workaholics lyrics

I heard this sh** on workaholics And this for errbody bout to finish college It's only right that I drop a little knowledge Cause life ain't like it outta be I thought it'd be, a lotta women callin me And sodomy, and drinkin like it's all for free Illogically, I never thoughta poverty Or how this muthaf**a's muthaf**in job would be But ever since I go the cap and gown Errybody cracking down, nappin now Erry f**in snack got me packin pounds Wearin f**in slacks, got me scratching da back uh ma sack And rap is not exactly a faculty rapidly rackin me Anything but apathy for those who be naggin and draggin me Into the wackest meetings, holding me back from eating The saddest f**ing lunch I pack and bag in the evening Ma bank is depleted, I even have to think before tweeting Man it's really f**in sad when thinking bout The evolution from the past to drinking now We used to go and split a handle, drink it down Then hit the town, and hit the hottest chicks around But now? I can barely slug a half a dozen tops Used to chug a lot, now I'm f**in buzzin off a shot whoa Clubbin wasn't nuffin to me boy Used to walk up in that muthaf**a stuntin like wha**up, I wadn't coy Ain't nobody gave a f** if I'm employed Errybody drunk and f**in lovin it, rubbin, and huggin Mugging, chugging and f**in but now these b**hes Is up on some other sh**, wanting a husband Clubbin got me buggin and blushing cause I'm a young'n das confronted With a hundred abundantly rugged, and coveted, funded muthaf**as, it's humbling Think about the age range They get to date way older and emotionally open homies goin gray Now I'm up on first dates Sober like it's first grade Hoping when it's over that I close it with some first base sh** Ma face getting f**in fat It's April, hateful fillin f**in taxes out Long a** days, getting blazed, and tappin out Back is naggin now, mac is laggin now Because I bought it back in college So if you comin lemme run a little knowledge If you was wondering if fun isn't acknowledged Well Wednesdays, I be watching workaholics