Lil Dicky - The Gumption lyrics

[Verse 1:] Oooo I ain't seen a guy get the clout that quick Erry maf**a say he great right now, we could doubt that sh** Au revoire Yung dick talkin bout all of y'all Young tits looking like mardi gras I might sharpie ya'll I'm tryn party dog, I'm like ughh I'm just tryn f** Erry maf**a in the way been f**ed Erry maf**a in the game been bu*t Burd running circles, y'all been duck Iont gotta chill who the f** been y'all Fam getting k**ed on some chris benoit Iont got a deal but the meal quinoa and I got it for a steal cause the bill been comped The server know L, like he so suburban and sh** He just been murdering sh** like he take it too personal sh** Word is the sh** that be purple up in that kid history is slightly perverted and sh** Word is there's 32 b**hes who last name is tinder up in that kid phone His profile been strong I can't compete with these pictures like why is he on? s** dick maf**a s** dick maf**a I'm just tryna get the hoes on the down low Iont even got friends in this town, I just moved to LA so I date cause I'm outgoing Kinda lonely too Ex girl got another homie too, I'm not mad, just kinda sad But it help that these hoes like rap [Hook:] It's about damn time that the boy LD bout to get up in the fun sh** I'm the goddamn man like damn erry time a maf**a hit the function Now the man with a tan got a plan and I dare a maf**a make a**umptions Iont care I ain't there, I'll be damned if I'm bout to go and let up on the gumption [Verse 2:] Ugh They ain't really ready I ain't even hard But I stay with da semi b**hes in the car, you could say I got a bevy sh** pretty par, dicky do it on the the reggy Lotta ya'll ain't probly never heard of on the reggy Das a lil something lil dicky just invented Now the white kids gonna say it on the reggy You could say I pull the strings when it's cool, lil penny I just hit the double digits f**ing b**hes Out in Venice hearing maf**as bumpin dicky They treat a youngin like I'm Caesar with the a** kissing That line about a f**ing salad if you ain't get it But I ain't tryn get tossed, rap been lost Like the map been off They blowing smoke like the back exhaust Fact you soft like an overcooked linguine noodle You b**h made I ain't f**in witchu lil poodles Ma vocab the bomb I'm the don with the lexicon Cats pajamas Eastside reppin Westside stepping You know I'm the man goddamn it I just got a handjob damn it Like from a ma**euse She was tryn f**, I ain't let her pursue I ain't got 160 bucks Plus I mentally connect with the hoes I f** And this was a who*e I mean a literal who*e Not like ma**ages in p**n This was an overweight asian With no aspirations We never developed rapport Eatin boar's head in my other who*e's bed Well not a who*e, but you know she ain't a girlfriend We still about to get it crackin paul george leg I got a napkin if I cum within the foreplay [Hook:] It's about damn time that the boy LD bout to get up in the fun sh** I'm the goddamn man like damn erry time a maf**a hit the function Now the man with a tan got a plan and I dare a maf**a make a**umptions Iont care I ain't there, I'll be damned if I'm bout to go and let up on the gumption [Verse 3:] Iono the definition, f** is average I been sittin, watching waiting, so impatient like it's baggage Claim I'm bout to be the greatest, naked pictures in my chat These other rappers f**ing lazy word to bangin in a hammock But y'all ain't even hangin Y'all ain't in the running Boy I'm f**ing up the track, like da young'n into running Y'all are lighter with the fire, I want a match He be like naw I'm bout it, bro how you get at that Like these b**hes tryn rap They on't get they time wrappin I'm coming Like I'm f**ing They underwood and to be frank I ain't fronting Word to Kevin Kevin spacey I'm another level Debatably crazier, than sh** they play beside the p**n that you playing At a matinee eatin dip n dots I'm getting checks, f** I care that my twitter not Okay I care a little bit Algorithm isn't doin it's job I'm a**uming it's flawed They probably not believing in Hobbes The nice boy been ballin White boy been a damn king scott pollard Gotta tell my mom stop callin But dog she confused about ma destiny Making me repeat myself like I was judging spelling bees but I'm just tryna smoke weed, grab a quesarito Got azul by a Spanish chick. Muy bonito Or bonita Das ma vida Keep the rapping tight both ways Dexterous Where my rita And when it's y'all it's a nice sound, when it's me, it be like errbody pipe down Y'all the background Play ya part ho Chex mix grubbin up at wells fargo Had to make a new account, didn't want the checks mixed Y'all are tryna fit in I'm the one who playin tetris This is the beginning of my day, it's only breakfast Y'all the mini bars Y'all got mini bars Ma girl a** thick, that's my minotaur You hear it fading but you crave another minute hard That's the difference when you david to these bigger stars But you know goliath getting rocked he gone finish scarred I'm bout to break erry record... white girls fall, Eric Decker