Lil Dicky - Spontaneity lyrics

[Intro:] Aye y'all, on the real I've been like over thinking everything these days And I just wanted to come in today And just have no plan and just make a song So this song ain't about sh**, it's just what I'm thinking [Verse 1:] I should have done this before I ain't got no plans for it, but it's fun to explore I ain't got no pants on because I'm under record I been some non-constrictive type of sh** I left my skinny jeans up on the floor of my adorable apartament Pardon me, part of me, hard to believe Retarded, part of me smart as a Harvard graduate deaggregate Well above the averages, wondering where my salad is I hate when they get salads but It's hard for me to challenge that I need to f**ing balance all the crap that I devour I been scouring the internet, been tryna find an intimate Place to take an Tinder date Straight up I'm amazed at how infrequently they pick me I been spitting great, you think again my a** a dinner date I'm thinking 'bout my gas, last I looked at that graphic, sh** Was creeping to the E, that's a terrible habit, man Honestly, your boy been way to busy making dicky sh** Gotta rap, gotta get up on the map, gotta get a nap Gotta get it cracking and get a plaque Gotta go attract the ma**es but it's such mola**es going Slow as slow can go I don't even know if I could wait I just wanna run but I'm growing out of shape In my PJ's being DJ, hit a replay, tryna get a little leeway Overthinking every little thing, it's crazy You ain't got to be rapping so crazy, just to persuade the nation That you know how to be rapping amazing Bro, on occasion you should let it go and let your brain flow And say whatever come into... oh my God, that girl's so hot [Hook:] s** my dick, ho, s** my dick s** my dick, ho, s** my dick Come s** my dick, ho, s** my dick Or at the very least, touch my dick [Verse 2:] Okay, excuse my libido But the titties on that girl, homie, holy toledo I just wanna see the world, think of all of it's people I'm living so regal but wonder what I'd see through a peephole Into Kinsacha or some sh**, impossible but It's probable they got a lot of people feeling some stuff, so Oddly enough, I could probly become a buff I bet they got a show up on Discovery but f** it I don't really care, out of tupperware, plus I'm out of underwear I swear that doing laundry such a process I don't wanna bare I want a bear that I can train, just imagine pouring rain And comin' home and there's a panda snoring on the floor That you can hug and praise, hundred days Since I f**ed that lady, don't play me, it's crazy But I stay in, unless they play sh**, rotten tomatoes Lable eighty seven, the higher I are I admire art Well, certain kind of art, I hate them paintings that I swear that your boy can make and I'm tryna get in shape By avoiding cake and I wanna get a place where the boys can stay With a gate when they visit Dave in LA What a shame vaca days is dead to me Instead dude, get bread to them My best moves at your venues and my set playing in your bedroom That's head to me, real sh** and my hand doing real slick Cause I swear to y'all, I ain't plan for this It's new territory, but it's real sh** And I'm real pissed this took an hour Instead of days, but it's amazing What's spontaneity, do for ya And if you don't like it, you can... [Hook] [Outro:] I like the way this came out, that hook is fire You know what I'm saying? That hook is the easiest hook I ever made in my f**ing life And that sh** is, that sh** goes, I gotta do this sh** more often