Lil Dicky - Flames lyrics

[Verse 1 - Lil Dicky:] Iight, I'm blowing on that sticky sh** Everybody's talking, b**hes stalking, quick as Lawson When I'm walking to the gym and sh** Everybody wanna get involved with the Dicky kid I don't even know the deal y'all, I'm just k**ing sh** I ball like I'm playin the wii Hit up all da ATMS, I been paying the fees Being gay about the stems, Dicky weighing the weed And now these labels on a cleanse, got em saying We need j**s, oh the dude the scoop boos, Boozing stupid and he rap bruising tunes amusing students I'm the truth dude Put some funny sh** up on youtube Now these maf**as spitting looking sh**ty as doo doo Who knew, ya dude got a lot to do I don't fill them b**hes up, but the lobster do Plus she licking on my nut like it's pasta too And now that Dicky blowing up all these b**hes so compliant These days dicky gotta cover up his privates Bathroom pissing brothas buzzing on some spy sh** Man, I wish that my dick was a little bigger Because I'm in a pickle for riddles about ma pickle Being minimal, criminally abysmal and literally Women I'm hitting is cognizant of every centimetre And I'm meeting b**hes who seem to be f**ing Derek jeter's Every weekend, very freaky, don't know what I'm doing to em These b**hes do the type of sh** chicks in p**n doing Bathroom beating on my dick, right before I do 'em Man that's my only chance, ya know I'm handsome though I gotcha lady dancing bro [Hook:] Man ever since I came up in this motherf**er sh** been changed Every rapper getting madder 'bout the funny sh** I'm saying They be trapping, I be napping, steady crapping on the game And like a rabbit out the hat I'm doing magic with the flames man [Verse 2 - Lil Dicky:] Better stop comparing me to Andy Milanokis Andy Samberg, Adam Sandler, man I swear it's so obnoxious I don't care about the rarity of care-free song topics The hilarity and parody is not what's got you noddin when I write On the mic spit, nothing like a white kid Black b**hes even f**ing with me cause I'm nice with Raps, booty big as sh**, I'm in it but she quite thick Crap, from this angle I can barely fit the pipe tip Like da the white man bright, and me don't bite And me won't fight, me done watch da dark knight with a cold sprite And me so kike, kite runner up on da cold night And me done scrub de body with ton of the old spice [Interlude] [Verse 3:] But f** it My buddy got a crib Nantucket And everybody here with a b**h straight f**ing And everybody here know the kid stay bumpin' My YouTube, Smith up on the Knicks, they subbing... aww. I just checked up in yo b**h's p**y up on 4square Mini golfing oh so often you woulda swore I toured there Break 'em off up in my office you know I record in there, It's boring there so f** it I been caking, don't mistake me for some rapper you hating I'm actually making the hottest f**ing tracks in the nation Like Satan somehow created some elaborate gymnasium Packing bowls in stadiums, came from packing the bowl in basements Name a rapper in the game, spit a flame like you boy can Everybody know I got it made like a boyband Everybody know I'm getting laid like a Troy fan I stay with Trojans on ma sh**, ya dig? [Hook]