Lil Dicky - DEEZUS lyrics

[Verse 1 - Lil Dicky:] Drinkin' up at summer camp Itchin' on ma underwear Dicky got a ton a hair Money talk, rap game Chris Tucker here Erry' muggle f**in with' me Going nuts, word to chunky Jiffy Cold cuts up in the Panini Mo bu*t than a Puerto Rican, I been tryna freak too Nowadays Dicky tryna get a little freak to Nominate Dicky dick for a little free poon Honestly, probably rather have a little sweet boo to let me spoon f** it I'm conflicted Now that the kid been spitting dat All types a women starting to listen and part of Lil Dicky sorta wishing For a chick I can build with start to finish But an even bigger part of me is tryna f** All these twitter b**hes pictures looking fine as f** Been a girlfriend guy for a while and shucks This the first time dimes been in line to stuff But, I ain't doin' em all, or doin' em raw Da boy ain't new to the ballin' Viewing it all just like A straight Jew at the mall with loot in the wallet The restraint engrained up into the ball But I ain't blue in the balls tho Got a lil' boo up in law school Freckles all up over her nostrils She doing me proper, lotsa pasta, shots of vodka Tonsil soccer, pop then it's off to clasa hasta manana Being weird again There he go Kanye being weird again It's okay he allowed cause he legendary But I don't really know how to treat this segment [Verse 2 - Lil Dicky:] Sippin' on an Orangina Bout' to see a foreign feature Skittles and a quarter reefer I snuck em both inside the theater Used to do a ton of math Now I'm close to doing none of that I'm bout to hire someone's dad And he about to do a ton of math Add it up, rapping crack, gon' stack it up Back it up ho, das wha**up Cracker jacks at the bank Cole Hamels up, drank a cup and I'm kind of buzzed I'm high as f**, but f** that Where them b**hes sitting 7th inning finna f** at Used to f** with b**hes that was timid with the nutsack Now I'm f**in' b**hes let me jizz up on they bu*tcrack Das a fun fact, I'm Head of ma cla** and ready for mine And like a great red in a gla**, I'm better with time I mean I came letterman jacket, ready to shine They up designer sh** I'm in footie pajamas b**h Omelettes, bomb as sh** The rhyming sick Competish can't conquer dis' I'm legit, honest chicks is on ma dick I ain't a God but... you can call me Deezus Switch to beat up Ye, I see ya Bout to make more tortillas Pork carnitas Going straight North Korea Poor Aaliyah Sorta Lena Y'all dudes more Madea Touring, writing, rapping, snoring while I'm napping Luring these foreign tourists to ma sack and scoring During performances in the back and I'm making all of this up because I'm rappin' Inside a lucky 4 bedroom apartment That we found on Craigslist and settled in August You know it was rent control and it was awesome It came with' a washer And a dryer Goodbye y'all