Lil Dicky - Pillow Talking lyrics

Ey, ey Dmn! L tapped twice on some a** like grams (I just f**ed) Now what I'm doing? I'm just pillow talking with a b**h I'm just pillow talking with a b**h I just finished spazzin' on a b**h Now I'm pillow talking with a b**h I'm like girl that was great, talk about a connection Am I alone in my praise, do you share my a**essment? She like yeah that was nice, I enjoyed myself Great, yeah She like can you reach that shelf for my phone? I'll take care the alarm I'm like "oh, for the morning, like to sleep?" She like yeah, we just had s** What did you think? I was just gonna f** you and leave? No, I I hadn't thought that far ahead But of course, can I get you a T-Shirt? Oh, can you not tickle my hair? It's just a personal thing, it's not you Okay sorry for doing it No, no, it’s just a personal thing, it’s not you Okay cool. Yeah Uhhh, so you're from Minnesota? Only thing I know is that it's cold Break it down, how's it compare to living in LA? Well, I can't compare them they're so different Y'know what I'm sayin? Yeah, for sure She like apples to oranges Yeah, well you can still compare them but I hear ya What's the deal with your family? Got any siblings? She like I have a brother, I'm like oh what he do? She like he in the Army Oh, true Uhh, do you f** with the war? She like huh, what did you just say? Huh, like just now? Yeah Do you f** to the war? No, I don't f** with the war I'm like no, I don't f** with the war Just don't know how to react to the forces I should have just thanked you of course - Uh, why would you thank me? Uh, I guess I a**umed it would extend to the families but okay While we on the topic I been actually thinking about some sh** About the Army and Navy What if tomorrow is the day That the f**ing aliens came And invaded our nation? Like, would we even be able to f** with their sh**? Like do we have the type of weaponry to f** with their ships? So not at all, like would they just walk up in this motherf**er Laughin' at us, and blastin' at us And makin' everybody disintegrate and a**imilate Without a hint of intimidation? Or could we do some sh** to be making they heart race? Granted I don't know the alien heart, but You get what the f** I'm sayin? Like what the f** would it be like? Would they be like Earth go hard? Or is it just another conquest? Or would they be like damn earth go hard They was harder than Simian You ever talk to your brother about this uh type of stuff? Then she like no I'm like well what you think? She like I don't concern myself with hypotheticals that couldn't be I'm like girl what you mean? She like I don't believe In the war? In aliens Oh hold up Hold up, wait Girl what you sayin? That all of the life in the universe happens to be where you stand? I guess What an enormous coincidence that sh** would be Do you see what I'm sayin'? I can't hear what you're sayin' Well the universe always expanding There are infinite galaxies Why would we be the anomaly? She like that's no coincidence I call that sh** God I'm like oh you're religious, b**h You think it's all God No, I know it's all God No, I know that there might be a God First off, nobody knows there's a God Girl I think we should drop this No, what's goin' on in your brain right now? Brain uhh, brain on some other sh** though I been all up in the club for the year hey brain I been k**in' sh** don't mind me I'm just top flight I could sure use a Sprite I'm thirsty as f** Who gettin money? That's brain Who make decisions? That's brain Who make the hits? That's been brain Who run the whole operation? That be brain (Brain, can you just get back to the issue here) Uh, can you just remind the brain? (You're such an idiot, we're talking about God and if he exists) Don't call brain names The brain couldn't recall But if I'm not mistaken this b**h to my left Guaranteed there's a god (I believe in a god, yes) So god never wrong God never wrong, right? Yeah, that's like the whole point (Brain just get there, please) Hold up So god made the earth And god was like hold up, this sh** is boring It need more sh** God was like Imma put dinosaurs on that b**h Dinosaurs on that b**h Then he like why I put dinosaurs on that sh**? What is your brain even saying? Can he get to the point? Hold up brain you just did it God ain't wrong what the f** was he thinking About what? b**h, the dinosaurs He made the Earth for them But then he like nah? Dinosaurs are just blah? What's your point? I'mma cook up some blondes? Like he was way off I don't look like a dinosaur Ho them things 35 feet I'm like 5 foot 11 But on Tinder I'm 6 foot Seen that Brachiosaurus That thing f**in' neck go to heaven And that's just an expression b**h There ain't no heaven Ha, funny I'm just messin' but if he ain't wrong I guess this the exception Can I talk now? Go ahead Look Everything in life has purpose You, chickens, a midget at a circus What? I don't interpret She like that's not for me to determine So dinosaurs purpose was to just die? That's not for me to determine But ok I'm just a person Okay, but think of the root of the argument girl View how we started this girl, like you don't believe in the aliens You confine God to earth girl, I find that sh** silly salient I just don't presume to know the plan b**h me neither but that's not what I've been sayin But what are you sayin? Why can't God f** with aliens? Why can't Earth just be like a f**ing small side project for this guy? Ok, look we just don't see eye to eye Yeah but logically like you don't believe in your side Yeah but you're like bringing up f**ing dinosaurs Like we could have shared the earth with them nobody knows Yeah, there is hard soil evidence girl Like what's next you don't f** with Pangaea? She like lets change the subject Ok (This b**h don't know about Pangaea, uhm) Brain leave it alone I'm starving, are you hungry by chance? Oh my god I'm so hungry Yes, do you wanna get a pizza? f** yeah. f** yeah, I'm on it Also I'm sorry about that whole interrogation thing Come on dude I'm a grown up I'm capable of having intelligent conversations Okay, I just f** it Okay back to this pizza I lean pepperoni Ugh Sausage? How can you eat that sh**? No, no, no, this not Dominoes This legit, is high quality meat and sh** No, no, I'm vegetarian Oh right, well we can get half pepperoni And half of whatever you like Uh, ew, I can't have that sh** In the same box Seriously? You're that against meat? No, I'm that against us being gluttonous Thinking that animals live on this earth to get eaten Okay, is it how we treat them? Uh, that sure doesn't help Ok She like I'm not opposed to us hunting But now we not trackin' them down We just breed them to eat That's disgusting You should honestly read on the subject Alright hold up Just because we're not running around with a bow and arrow Doesn't mean we're not hunting these chickens We just decided the place to do our hunting intelligently enough To manipulate these animals and get them to do exactly what we want That's my point we just incubate animals Instead of just letting them live how they come But, that's just your God at work b**h Why we go hard on earth What you think would happen right now If you left my place And there were like three wolves waiting for you Wolves? b**h, they would tear your a** up Viciously Like they would eat your titties And your p**y That's what they do And your face and sh** Humans are smarter b**h That's what we do She like apples to oranges b**h that phrase don't make no sense Why can't fruit be compared? She like I'm gonna leave There's just all of these conflicting principles Right, enjoy your pepperoni pizza I will, that's my god given right She like where is my bag? Oh that leather one next to the trash? That's the one right? Made out of cow, I think? Uhh why are there no Ubers in this area? So you don't eat the meat, you just be wearing the sh** I'm not listening dude That's barbaric as sh** Do you come from the vikings? Why are you even still talking? Do you take peoples land? Do you f** with the war? How are there no Ubers anywhere? Just download Lyft, they are bigger in presence out here I don't wanna add sh** to my phone Okay the choices are clear, ho Ubers are not around here at all Taxis will come but they real slow And the brain gotta poop T minus 5 till the brain gotta sh** I just downloaded Lyft, but it's being so glitchy Uhh, look do you just want to sleep here? Uhh no thanks It's past 2 am I'm not sharing a bed with you You can sleep in my bed, I'll just sleep on the floor Fine, you're sure? Yeah, it's cool I won't throw you out to the wolves Oh my god, you are so annoying I couldn't help myself But can you at least throw me a pillow? I'm just pillow talking with a b**h I'm just pillow talking with a b**h I just finished spazzin' on a b**h Now I'm pillow talking with a b**h Brain gotta poop still Please don't neglect the brain Please don't neglect the brain Hold on, is that my Lyft? Nah, I got a pizza Full pepperoni too So, you're not gonna wanna be a part of it (But first you should poop) (Please don't neglect the brain)