Lil Dicky - XXL Freshman Freestyle: Lil Dicky lyrics

I'm too nice Like a lil youngin that fell in love with a boo twice As in double as f**able as he was And dude tries to be subtle and get her cuddling Venting her troubles and getting her truffles And ending up befuddled when she don't f** him And someone tell him, “Listen, you buggin' She never f**ing a pedestrian muggle like you So why all the trouble?”, but he rebu*tal with “I think I just love her so I would shudder at the thought of being anything other than nice” Heat bang like I caught a body It wasn't even deep dang, sh** it's all a hobby It's too bad b**hes sleeping on me, threesome Cause everybody want to help but he don't need none I'm all time like the wall at the bank You no shot like you drawing a blank Honestly you probably couldn't hang man I been drawing it blank Giving you lines while you sitting there and drawing a blank So go on and rank Chillin' like it's dough in the bank Flowing danker than a grower in Napa Growing the stankest cannabis Go on, rapping poet, smacking the hoe-st rappers Who showing the total package Like my flaccid is growing fat as samoan cracker Rapper, I'm about to keep going Yeah the rapping's a wrap I know you rappers napping don't know it This a dagger, the pitter patter tapping on the window Is a real accurate metaphor of what you have in the store And I be snapping The splashing on the pane be your rain Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame Oh you better than me? I'm not one for f** sh**