Lil Dicky - Freaky Friday lyrics

[Intro – Chris Brown] Lil D-cky, ooh Mustard on the beat, ho [Verse 1 – Chris Brown] I woke up Chris Breezy, oh my god I'm the man “oh s--t” I'm so fly and I can dance “whoa, whoa s--t” There's tattoos on my neck “oh, oh” I just FaceTimed Kanye “blip, blip” I told him I'm his biggest fan, yeah “yeah” Got all these hoes in my DM “yeah, I do” Holy s--t, I got a kid “oh” Ohh, I can sing so well Wonder if I can say the n-word “wait for real?” Wait, can I really say the n-word? What up, my n---a? “woo” What up, my n---a? Big ups, my n---a, we up, my n---a You p---y a-s n---a, man, f--k y'all n----s ‘Cause I'm that n---a, n---a, n---a, n---a I'm that n---a [Hook/Chorus – Chris Brown] I woke up in Chris Brown's body “oh yeah” Somehow this s--t turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn this b---h sideways “Oh yeah, oh yeah” I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday Yeah, it's Freaky Friday I'm in Chris Brown's body I drive his Ferrari and I'm light-skinned black [Verse 2 – Lil D-cky] “Ring ring” What the f--k? I woke up and I'm Lil D-cky “Lil D-cky?” Ugh, what the f--k? This s--t is real weak How his d--k staying perched up on his balls like that? Walking down the street and ain't nobody know my name “whoa” Ain't no paparazzi flashing pictures, this is great “whoa” Ain't nobody judging 'cause I'm black or my controversial past I'ma go and see a movie and relax “woo” Ayy, I'm a Blood but I can finally wear blue “cool” Why his momma calling all the time? Leave me the f--k alone, b---h Wait, if I'm in D-cky's body, Breezy is who? Hope my daughter's in school F--k, if I was Chris Brown, where would I be? What would I do? [Hook/Chorus – Chris Brown] I woke up in Chris Brown's body “oh yeah” Somehow this s--t turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn this b---h sideways “Oh yeah, oh yeah” I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday Yeah, it's Freaky Friday I'm in Chris Brown's body I look at my soft d--k with delight, it's my dream d--k [Verse 3 – Lil D-cky & Chris Brown] If I was Lil D-cky in my body, where would I be? I'm tryna to find myself like an introspective monk I'm balling on the court, oh my god I can dunk Snap a flick of my junk My d--k is trending on Twitter? F--k Now I'm at the club, I talked my way into getting in I look up in the VIP, my goodness there I am I signal to him to let me in but he won't let me in I don't know who that is Wait, who the f--k he think he is? Took a gla** bottle, shatter it on the bouncer's head “woo” Walked up to that m----------r Wait, think it through for a sec If you hurting me then you only hurting yourself But wait, I love myself That was the key, now we're switching back [Hook/Chorus – Chris Brown] I woke up in Chris Brown's body “oh yeah” Somehow this s--t turned into Freaky Friday But we got no choice but to turn this b---h sideways “I can't believe” I can't believe that it's Freaky Friday [Outro] Lil D-cky – Wait, what the f--k? Ed Sheeran – And now I'm in Ed Sheeran's body It's way less cool than being Chris Brown was Lil D-cky – What the f--k again? DJ Khaled – I'm DJ Khaled Why am I yelling? Kendall Jenner – Huh, I'm Kendall Jenner I got a v----a, I'm gonna explore that right now “woo, woo” Holy s--t, I got a v----a “uh”, I'm gonna learn I'm gonna understand the inner workings of a woman