[Intro: Brain and Lil Dicky} Brain LD You mix some Brain with some LD [Hook: Lil Dicky] Never even done c**aine I've never even done c**aine I never even tried it, never even tried it Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying Never even done c**aine I've never even done c**aine I never even tried it, never even tried it Never even tried it, I've been close-minded [Verse 1: Lil Dicky] Party girl, party girl Out in LA with a party girl I was all good with Bacardi, girl Now she tryin' to up the ante I was kinda drunk and handsy Johnson looking long like Randy Hoping that my pitch is strong Now she's like "let's do some bumps" Ew, chill I don't do that (Ew!) Poured a rail and she blew that Now I'm scared, I look p**y Spark the blunt 'cause I do that She was sniffing that Tom Hanks I was just sipping Chris Brown She keep on sniffing that Zeus (Coke) I keep my eyes on the ground She like "don't knock it 'till you try it" That's some bullsh** (yeah, I know) Just do a line of this Betsy Ross I started thinking, can't deny I'm a p**y Like as a child I was so dissmissive of the baked potato 'till I tried that sh** Now the baked potato is my favorite kind potato Now she got me wondering what else I left on the table Twenty-eight, I still ain't done no an*l (true) And I'm unusually skeptical But man oh man this b**h was raw So I asked her for some Molly She like "start with Miley" I'm like "give me Molly" Crazy 'cause I [Hook: Lil Dicky] Never even done c**aine I've never even done c**aine I never even tried it, never even tried it Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying Never even done c**aine I've never even done c**aine I never even tried it, never even tried it Now I'm doing Molly, I hope I survive it [Verse 2: Brain] Brain Flippin' a b**h and I'm poppin' this sh** and I don't really feel it yet He never done it before and I'm worried I'll feel neglect But I ain't trippin' Balmain, Brain 'bout to get to kissing I'm sauced up, f**ing with this breezy boo Haven't eaten since four, man I need some food Why these broke people looking at me? (you broke) I'm feeling good and happy Hold up the Molly kicking in now I think I should sit down Brain for the win now I think we should dip now, girl let me know (we should dip) Brain overwhelmed losing control of this front lobe (hello) I was G'd up, now I'm T'd up Like a ball playing motherf**er in Atlanta Shout to Dwight Howard In case she didn't let him (ew!) And now I'm puking Girl I blew it, but I was just doing my j-o-b [Verse 3: Lil Dicky and Brain] Brain, what the f** is going on? The molly got me shakin' and clenchin' on the jaw It got me going crazy (It got me going crazy) How the f** you blame me? You the one that popped MDMA When you never ever even done c**aine Never even done c**aine Never even tried Oooh Brain [Hook: Lil Dicky] I never even done c**aine Never even done c**aine I never even tried it, never even tried it Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying I never even done c**aine I never even done c**aine I never even tried it, never even tried it Never even tried it, I've been close-minded I never even done c**aine Never even done c**aine (that Paul Rudd!) I never even tried it, never even tried it (Sue Bird) Never even tried it, you know I ain't lying (Meryl Streep) I've never even done c**aine (Like Joan of Arc!) I never even tried it, never even tried it (that Ross Perot) Never even tried it, I've been close-minded (Betty Boop)