[Intro: Soulja Boy] Where you at? I'm in the kitchen What you got? I got the dishes (b**h, Ho) [Verse 1: Soulja Boy] n***a this my cooking dance, cooking dance This my cooking dance I'm in the kitchen and I'm whipping up that other dance I can't think of nothin' to rhyme with that But s** my (you can s** my) dick b**h cause I'm worth a hunnid racks My cooking dance, cooking dance (Based God) this my cooking dance I'm in the kitchen and I'm whipping up my cooking damn (Dre) I can't think of nothing to rhyme with that (swag) But s** my dick cause I'm worth about a hunnid stacks Cook, cook, cook, cook, drive, drive, drive, drive (aaaahhhh) Driving down the road, right by the ocean I got b**hes (swag) on my toes (Dre) (Pretty boy swag) Pretty boy swagging on you f**ing hoes (I do this) This one for the females (I do this) Cooking in the kitchen, whipping up the dishes Pounds in the trash can, Soulja do the dishes (Gucci!) Smoking on that purps white (swag) berry (swag) I'm a hustler (ok) Used to stay in Batesville (yea) this is why they hating (yea) Cause I'm on that Simpson Road, that WestSide since in ‘99 I was smoking hella purp and them hoes was looking fine (I do this) I was young then with them Jays that ain't came out yet Now I'm old, laid to rest, a hunnid thousand cash my check I'm cookin' [Verse 2: Lil B] Cook, chef, steak, knife, (knife) knife, chef, (whoop) chef, chef, cook, cook, (swag) knife, chef, pots, chef, pots And I got nothing to rhyme about Young Based God s** my dick when they came out (swag) All these b**hes know that we know them, obvious All these b**hes know that we cashed out (swag) obvious (swag) All these (swag) b**hes know that we got (cash) money obvious (swag) All these b**hes know (swag) that they f**ing us (swag) obvious (whoop) God damn, we came in with that big swag God damn Based God, God damn we swag (swag x4) (whoop) n***a swagging to the millennium Pretty boys yeah mane (whoop) we swagging (whoop) and we trill em' (swag swag) Cause we trill'em, (whoop) k**'em (whoop) Real young n***as (whoop) from the hood (swag) like we k**'em (swag) But we not no k**'em, (swag) c**aine audio God damn came in (yes) I'm feeling like Fabio (whoop) Feeling so (swag) fabulous I cannot (swag) believe it's not bu*ter b**hes s** my dick cause I looks like their brothas No incest (cest), b**h cut that check (swag) Young Based God (whoop) with (whoop) 50 on that neck Cook, chef, chef, cook, knife, (knife) steak, chef, steak, pots, cook, (chef) pots, (Soulja) knife, steak, (Based God) knife, (whoop) cook, steak, chef, pots, chef, pots, chef, cook, knife, chef, knife, steak, steak, knife, pots, cut, pots, cut, steak, (cook) chef, pots, chef. (whoop) This my cookin' dance Yeah Soulja Boy, BasedGod, this my cookin' dance Soulja Boy this our, this our cookin' dance (chef) (swag)