Lemon Demon - Holy Bison Beaks! lyrics

well, I thought I'd write a little song so I wrote a little song then I tried to write some lyrics but I didn't last too long so I figured, why not sing about me trying to write a song and stuff and I decided to keep on singing until I had enough, but then I realized this song needs a hook an ironic little self refrential catchy freakin' hook so I made the chorus all about how this song needs a hook an ironic little self refrential hook and guitar solo (bad guitar solo) Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this...... ok. (awesome MIDI guitar solo) Ugh, stop that. All right, uh... Oh, I know, let's do the, um, the bridge. Bri-- yeah, bridge. OK? OK? Anyone? Hello? Fine. (music starts) Oh. baby, baby, tell me why why do they call it a bridge anyhow? you cannot walk on it it doesn't have a guard rail it doesn't even hold many cows..... this song is sort of caving in on itself and so it's going to end right now right now "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... jinx!"