[Verse 1] Opening scene, alone in the glow of the screen You awoke from your dream to breaking news For it seems you've misplaced the remote Don't you want to be brain washed with a variation of soaps? Then just sit at home and never miss a moment? Got questions? Pause the action before you ask them Your fear levels are already topped up change the channel hurry You'd think the song was don't be happy worry From philosophy and sacred geometry To watching the X-Factor and playing the Lottery While we neck spirits like they were dumber back then init? Please, they didn't even have TV's Look how advanced we are in our fancy car Shouting slogans at the telly standing at the bar You're the funniest person your friends know Cause you repeat catchphrases from their favorite sketch show [Chorus] (x2) Just people watching people watching a TV show Watching people watching the TV Watching people watching the TV And it was a hit but now we want it in 3D [Verse 2] Get with the program, no I'd rather not Watch a spoilt rich kid gargle pop and boast about the cars they've got De-brained consumer, keep it shtum, obey your ruler And keep your eyes on the screen when reaching for the ice cooler Cause how you going to know what to buy if it isn't advertised to ye'? What's the latest "Real House Wives" rumor? What is life? Ignore that benign tumor And keep yourself distracted with plastic tits And talentless blonde haired blue eyes savages With overpriced veneers and over hyped careers You wish you could close your eyes and ears But when you're free from the grasp of the TV There's nothing to say unless you watched the sh** yesterday The show goes on forever f** an ending Come home from work, get comfy and plug yourself in [Chorus] (x2) Just people watching people watching a TV show Watching people watching the TV Watching people watching the TV And it was a hit but now we want it in 3D [Outro] (x2) Everybody's watching it, it's the show they're all talking about So what you talking about eh? If you're not talking about it What you talking about? Tit