Lardpony - Contains Mild Peril lyrics

When you die, can I have your girl? I'll make my move at your funeral And as your family cry and mourn I'll make her forget you were ever born When you're gone will I be on the list? I'm not trying to say I wish that you didn't exist But lately you've been looking ill There's no harm in including me in your will Contains! Mild Peril! Contains! Mild Peril! Contains! Mild Peril!