Landon Tewers - Cum Captain lyrics

f** a condom that's an abomination to me Shake that p**y in my face girl bring it to me Wanna taste it like a fish fry, extra crispy Think you're pregnant girl take an extra shot of whiskey I ain't the father type, new b**hes every night I f**ed her two days straight and made that b**h miss all her flights Don't wanna meet your family, don't wanna know your friends I'm just trying to get my dick wet in this Mercedes Benz, yeah right I could add up every cent I've made since my birth It's probably weighing on your brain thinking I ain't got what You're worth, I'm the worst Every time I try to cum inside you something tells me to pull out Trying to lick that booty clean But something smelled like sauerkraut I just wanna see ya naked It's yourself you should be blaming I turn off my phone all my friends are home They probably know that I've been waiting Baby don't tell me that you're used to me We used to f** until your p**y'd bleed And I'd pull your hair and try to make you scream Baby don't tell me that you're used to me I'm cumming inside watching you ride Light up a smoke girl you're reading my mind Think she might puke, still looking cute Making it harder for me to decide Lets make your daddy cry tonight Making him wish that your mother had raised you right I'm a twat hungy ba*tard I've mastered the art of removing the need to ask me to give it faster I'll cook you anything you ask me Eating out your a** see I'm a mother f**ing animal I'm nasty Not on birth control b**h, no problem There's an abortion clinic down the road and I'll call em It's the third time this week The second I speak they're like hold your breath Just be here by 3:00 I just wanna see ya naked It's yourself you should be blaming I turn off my phone all my friends are home They probably know that I've been waiting Baby don't tell me that you're used to me We used to f** until your p**y'd bleed And I'd pull your hair and try to make you scream Baby don't tell me that you're used to me I'm cumming inside watching you ride Light up a smoke girl you're reading my mind Think she might puke, still looking cute Making it harder for me to decide Lets make your daddy cry tonight Making him wish that your mother had raised you right Well I'm a low down s**er A poor mother f**er My life is a bit of a rotten c*nt but god damn you love her Tilt that head back baby and I'll just like shoot one off in your mouth real quick And if you wanted to blow a line or two If thats the kinda thing that you like to do And if you feel it go on drink till ya puke Baby don't tell me that you're used to me We used to f** until your p**y'd bleed And I'd pull your hair and try to make you scream Baby don't tell me that you're used to me I'm cumming inside watching you ride Light up a smoke girl you're reading my mind Think she might puke, still looking cute Making it harder for me to decide Lets make your daddy cry tonight Making him wish that your mother had raised you right