Once upon a time, if you wanted to get signed You had to write good songs and k** it live Open 12 riff into a breakdown, two measures fast And then lets go into a beatdown You gotta full sleeve? You can kinda sing? You're gonna be a f**ing rockstar This song took a half an hour to write A lot of my own bands music f**ing s**s Wife beater was embarra**ing My voice sounded like a mouth full of co*ks Look at how fast my hands are moving I can play the intro to District of Misery by Oceano Elurghwirhlirgtwrntvliwrvnt I didn't say an actual word in that last f**ing part Here's some lyrics to fill this part cus I'm too f**ing lazy to write The word "brutal" s**s, how can you call this music? Chug I wrote this part cus I wanted it to be close to 3 minutes long, and obviously I have to replay the intro riff Yeah all the kids are loving it You've never heard a riff like this before, no You signed a contract for f**ing 12% royalties and you're stoked to hit the road