Lambchop - Paperback Bible lyrics

I'd like to buy a good Used paperbacked living bible And I've got some things That I'd like to put on out there Like a pony cart and an old bird bath A kitchen sink and a rocking chair You can turn me on Almost any day at noon Hey I'd like to put on A four month old rat terrier pup I think he's a male And he's marked up pretty and Everything This woman's got some goats But his feets never been on the ground You can just buy one Or you can have the whole herd Yeah I'd like to find A twenty seven inch color TV Has to be non working An RCA cause I need the parts And daily there's an old drive shaft And the same Berkeline recliner It's green and it's cloth And it's been used very little. Then there's a Reba designs Size eight, prom pageant dress It's icy blue With sequins worn just once There are others that are strapless But this one's slit above the knee If you're looking for Something perfect for that student I have always thought That hand guns were made for shooting people Rather than for sport Why not use a rifle in most other applications You might find a rifle or a musket But you'll never hear a pistol There may always be Someone looking for or finding some Guess I'd like to sell A good used paperback living bible