The old fat robin Sticks his beak into the ground With the brain, the size of an eraser Kitty runs by causes The robin, she does floppin' Soon another one lands there to replace her Hear the tweeting and your sinuses Count the pluses and the minuses Turn frustration into sadness Say goodbye to mister badness A strong gust of wind Blows upside my balding head Makes my balls shiver Makes a lump in my hoaky bed Except for a squirtle and some gasoline Completely distracted by the American dream Hear the tweeting and your sinuses Count the pluses and the minuses And though I may be wrong We're so glad you came along